If you're looking for the perfect Instagram captions to accompany your funny alcohol-related posts, you've come to the right place. Below, we've compiled a list of 100+ hilarious and witty alcohol captions that will surely make your followers smile. From puns to quotes, we've got you covered with endless options to pair with your next drink photo!
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1. Funny Alcohol Captions for Instagram for Wine Lovers
You had me at Merlot ๐
Wine a little, laugh a lot ๐คฃ
Life's too short to drink bad wine ๐พ
Hakuna Moscato - it means drink wine ๐ฆ๐ท
Save water, drink wine ๐๐ท
Wine o'clock is the best time โฐ๐ท
Wine a bit and you'll feel better ๐ท๐
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy wine ๐๐ท
2. Funny Alcohol Captions for Instagram for Beer Enthusiasts
Beer makes me Hoppy ๐บ๐
I'm a fan of cold beer and warm company ๐ป
Life is brewtiful with beer ๐๐บ
In dog beers, I've only had one ๐ถ๐บ
Beer: because one doesn't simply drink wine on game day ๐๐บ
Ale we need is love and beer โค๏ธ๐บ
Wishing you a beer-y happy day ๐๐บ
Beer + Sunshine = Perfection โ๏ธ๐บ
You're the craft to my beer ๐ปโค๏ธ
Beer: because no great story starts with a salad ๐ฅ๐บ
3. Funny Alcohol Captions for Instagram for Cocktail Fans
Sip me baby one more time ๐น๐ถ
Cocktail o'clock is the best o'clock โฐ๐ธ
Let's get ready to stumble ๐พ๐
Margarita is not a drink, it's a lifestyle ๐น๐ด
You're the mint to my mojito ๐ฟ๐น
They told me to make myself at home, so I did ๐ก๐ธ
Keep calm and make a cocktail ๐น๐ง
Cocktails - because no great story started with a tea ๐ต๐ธ
Drink triple, see double, act single ๐ธ๐
You're the rum to my pineapple ๐๐น
4. Funny Alcohol Captions for Instagram for Whiskey Aficionados
On the rocks and feeling fine ๐ฅโจ
Whiskey business at its finest ๐ฅ๐ด๏ธ
Pour decisions lead to the best stories ๐คท๐ฅ
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough ๐ฅ๐
Whiskey and a good story are the perfect match ๐๐ฅ
Love the whiskey you're with ๐ฅโค๏ธ
Whiskey sours and good times ๐๐ฅโจ
Whiskey is liquid sunshine โ๏ธ๐ฅ
You're the ice to my whiskey ๐ง๐ฅ
Making pour decisions since [year] ๐ฅ๐
5. Funny Alcohol Captions for Instagram for Tequila Lovers
Shots, shots, shots, everybody! ๐ต๐ฅ
Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot ๐ค๐ฅ
Tequila: because no good story ever started with a salad ๐ฅ๐น
Lime and good times with tequila ๐๐ฅโจ
You had me at tequila ๐ฅโค๏ธ
Let's give them something to taco 'bout ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐
Tequila made me do it ๐ฅ๐
Salt, sip, repeat ๐ง๐ฅ
My blood type is tequila positive ๐ฉธ๐ฅ
Tequila: liquid courage in a bottle ๐พ๐ฅ
6. Funny Alcohol Captions for Instagram for Rum Devotees
Rumming out of worries ๐ฅ๐
Bringing the island vibes wherever I go ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Rum is always the answer ๐ฅ๐๏ธ
Life is short, drink the rum ๐ฅ๐ด
Sip happens, but rum helps ๐ฅ๐ค
You're the lime to my rum ๐๐ฅ
Rum-diculous adventures await ๐๐ฅ
Rum and good company - the perfect mix ๐ฅโค๏ธ
Don't worry, be happy and drink rum ๐ถ๐ฅ
Rumming for president ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ
7. Funny Alcohol Captions for Instagram for Vodka Connoisseurs
Vodka may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot ๐ค๐ธ
Vodka - because no great story started with a salad ๐ฅ๐ธ
Mixing up some fun with vodka ๐ธ๐
Vodka made me do it ๐ธ๐
Life is better with a little vodka in hand ๐ธ๐
You're the tonic to my vodka ๐ธโค๏ธ
Chilling with vodka and good times ๐ธโ๏ธ
Vodka - the missing piece to any puzzle ๐งฉ๐ธ
Vodka on the rocks and good vibes ๐ธโจ
Vodka, because nobody ever wrote a song about a small salad ๐ฅ๐ธ
8. Funny Alcohol Captions for Instagram for Gin Aficionados
Stirred, not shaken - just like my life ๐ธ๐
Gin-credible adventures await ๐๐ธ
Pour decisions lead to the best G&Ts ๐ธ๐ฟ
Lime, tonic, and everything nice with gin ๐๐ธโจ
You're the tonic to my gin ๐ธโค๏ธ
Gin and bear it, the weekend is near ๐ป๐ป
Gin o'clock is the best o'clock โฐ๐ธ
Make it a double, it's been that kind of day ๐ธ๐
Gin and chronic indecision ๐ธ๐ค
9. Funny Alcohol Captions for Instagram for Moonshine Fans
Sippin' on that good ol' moonshine ๐ฅ๐
Shine bright like moonshine โจ๐ฅ
You're the corn to my moonshine ๐ฝ๐ฅ
Life's too short to drink weak moonshine ๐ฅ๐
Moonshine kind of night ๐๐ฅ
Swigging that good stuff - moonshine ๐ฅ๐
I solemnly swear I am up to no good with moonshine ๐ฅโก
Moonshine and memories, what a combo ๐ฅ๐ธ
In the South, we don't hide crazy, we parade it on the front porch and give it a sweet tea and some moonshine ๐ฅ๐
Moonshine is my sunshine ๐๐ฅ
10. Funny Alcohol Captions for Instagram for All Drink Types
Sip, sip, hooray! ๐ฅ๐
Stressed, blessed, and cocktail-obsessed ๐ธ๐
I'm all about good vibes and even better drinks ๐นโจ
Cheers to pour decisions! ๐ป๐
Drink freely and dance in the rain ๐๐ท๐ง๏ธ
Sip, smile, repeat! ๐ฅ๐
Keep calm and drink on ๐น๐ง
Living my best cocktail life ๐ธ๐
Drinking margaritas and making memories ๐น๐ธ
Life happens, cocktails help ๐น๐
Conclusion
Whether you're a wine enthusiast, beer lover, cocktail connoisseur, or whiskey aficionado, there's a funny alcohol caption for every drink and occasion. So next time you raise your glass, use one of these captions to bring some humor and cheer to your Instagram post!