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100+ Funny Alcohol Instagram Captions

Are you looking for some hilarious captions to go along with your alcohol-filled Instagram posts? Look no further! This article contains over 100 funny alcohol Instagram captions that are sure to make your followers laugh. Whether you're sipping on a cocktail, enjoying a glass of wine, or raising a toast with your friends, these captions will add an extra dash of humor to your social media game. Check out the different categories below and pick the perfect caption for your next post!

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1. Funny Alcohol Instagram Captions for Cocktails

I make cocktails disappear. What's your superpower? ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ˜Ž
Cheers to the weekend! May your cocktails be strong and your Monday be short. ๐Ÿฅ‚โœจ
When life gives you lemons, make a cocktail. ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿธ
No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep. Cheers! ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿท
Roses are red, violets are blue. This cocktail is strong and so are you! ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿน
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ˜‚
In a committed relationship with my cocktail glass. It never lets me down. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’•
Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes and a good cocktail can change your life. โœจ๐Ÿน
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your margarita. ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿน
The only thing I chase is my cocktail. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿธ

2. Funny Alcohol Instagram Captions for Wine

Wine a bit, you'll feel better. ๐Ÿทโค๏ธ
Wine not? It's 5 o'clock somewhere! ๐Ÿทโฐ
I believe in wine o'clock. ๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿท
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜‰
My doctor says I need glasses... of wine. ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ˜‰
Wine is like duct tape, it fixes everything. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ”ง
I'm not a wine connoisseur, I'm a wine enthusiast. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜„
Life is too short to drink bad wine. Cheers to the good stuff! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ‚
Wine is the answer. What was the question again? ๐Ÿท๐Ÿค”
Sip happens. Wine helps. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜…

3. Funny Alcohol Instagram Captions for Beer

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Cheers! ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜„
I work out... just kidding, I drink beer. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿบ
Beer: because adulting is hard. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜…
Beer is the reason I wake up every afternoon. ๐ŸŒ…๐Ÿบ
I'm in a committed relationship with my beer. It understands me. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’•
I make beer disappear. What's your superpower? ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Age is just a number, unless you're a beer. Then you're a vintage. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ
Beer: the perfect solution... until the hangover. ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿบ
No beer, no party. Know beer, know party. ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽ‰
Beer: because you can't drink bacon. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ“

4. Funny Alcohol Instagram Captions for Shots

Sip, sip, hooray! ๐Ÿฅƒ๐ŸŽ‰
Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ‹
Shots, shots, shots! Nobody ever made great memories by drinking milk. ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿฅƒ
Tequila might not be the answer, but it's worth a shot. ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅƒ
Take a shot for the memories you don't remember. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ˜œ
Shots don't have calories, they have fun points. Bottoms up! ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ˜‹
Life is short. Take the shot. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ’ฅ
Shots: because no great story starts with someone eating a salad. ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅƒ
Cheers to the nights that turned into mornings and the friends who turned into family. ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฅƒ
Do something today that your future self will thank you for. Like taking a shot. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ˜‰

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5. Funny Alcohol Instagram Captions for Parties

Time to party like a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet... or twisted! ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ‰
Get your groove on, it's party time! ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸŽ‰
Life is a party, dress like it. ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ƒ
Party like Gatsby. Drink like Hemingway. ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ“š
Keep calm and party on. ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜Ž
Warning: dancing without spilling your drink takes years of practice. ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿน
Free drinks! Just kidding, bring your own. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ’ฐ
Tonight's forecast: 99% chance of a party. Let's make it rain! ๐ŸŒง๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰
Party like there's no tomorrow, because there's no party like today. ๐ŸŽ‰โณ
Life may not be the party we expected, but while we're here, shall we dance? ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’•

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6. Funny Alcohol Instagram Captions for Bachelorette Parties

Last fling before the ring! Let the bride tribe celebrations begin. ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŽ‰
She said yaaas! Let the bachelorette shenanigans commence. ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿฅณ
Pour the champagne, I'm changing my last name! Cheers to the bride-to-be. ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ƒ
Tequila may not be the answer... but it's worth investigating. Cheers to the bridesmaids! ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ‘ฏ
Warning: bachelorette party in progress. Expect glitter, laughter, and lots of drinks! ๐Ÿ’ƒโœจ
The bride is shining, but we're all sparkling tonight. Let the bachelorette festivities begin! โœจ๐Ÿฅ‚
We didn't come to play, we came to slay! Bachelorette party mode activated. ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ’‹
Cheers to love, laughter, and a happily ever after. Let's celebrate the bride-to-be! ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ’
The final fiesta before the siesta. Time to party with the bride tribe! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ‘ฐ
The bride's last ride. Let's make it a wild one! ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ‘ฐ

Read also: 100+ Funny Bachelor Party Instagram Captions

7. Funny Alcohol Instagram Captions for Girls' Night Out

We may not have it all together, but together we have it all. Girls' night, here we come! ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐ŸŒ™
Good friends and good cocktails make for the perfect night out. Cheers, ladies! ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ‘ฏ
The best nights are the ones spent with friends, dancing like no one's watching, and forgetting yesterday's worries. Let's paint the town red, ladies! ๐Ÿ’„๐ŸŽ‰
Girls' night out: because we all need some time with our soul sisters. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ‘ฏ
Pop the champagne, she's changing her last name! Girls' night to celebrate our engaged friend. ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ‰
We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time. Girls' night out, let's make memories! ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ’ƒ
Dance like nobody's watching, because they're all too busy dancing with us. Girls' night, here we go! ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ‘ฏ
Life is too short for boring girls' nights. Let's have an epic one! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸŒ™
Here's to the nights that turned into mornings and the friends that turned into family. Girls' night, we're ready for you! ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’•
Girls just wanna have fun! So let's put on our dancing shoes and paint the town pink. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸŒธ

8. Funny Alcohol Instagram Captions for Pub Crawls

Join the crawl side, we have beer! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‰
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer... and that's kinda the same thing. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜„
Pub crawl goals: make friends, drink beer, and create epic stories. Cheers to a legendary night! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅณ
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Let's crawl and find out! ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿป
Every pub crawl begins with a single step... and ends with memories that last a lifetime. Let's crawl, baby! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฃ
Tonight's objective: conquer the pub crawl like true champions. Let the beer games begin! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿป
May the beers be ever in your favor. Let the pub crawl festivities commence! ๐Ÿบโš”๏ธ
Keep calm and crawl on. It's time to explore new pubs and make some unforgettable memories. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿป
Pub crawl rules: pace yourself, hydrate, and remember to have a blast. Cheers, mate! ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽ‰
Pub crawl: because every great story starts with "So, we were at this bar..." ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ“–

9. Funny Alcohol Instagram Captions for Wine Tastings

Wine is the only artwork you can drink. Let's raise a glass to the finer things in life! ๐Ÿท๐ŸŽจ
Wine tasting: an adult version of trick-or-treating. Who needs candy when you can have wine? ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฌ
Sip happens when you're having fun at a wine tasting. Cheers to good company and even better wine! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ‚
Wine lovers unite! It's time for a grape escape at the wine tasting extravaganza. ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท
May your wine glass always be half full... or you know, full. Let's savor the flavors and enjoy the journey! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜„
Wine not? It's the perfect excuse to drink wine and pretend to be sophisticated. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜‰
In vino veritas. In wine, there is truth... and a lot of fun. Let's explore new wines together! ๐Ÿท๐ŸŒŸ
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. Let's raise a glass and indulge in the finer things! ๐Ÿท๐ŸŒน
Take a sip, take a trip. Join us on a wine tasting adventure! ๐Ÿทโœˆ๏ธ
Wine tasting: because you deserve the finer things in life, one sip at a time. Cheers! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’ซ

10. Funny Alcohol Instagram Captions for Hangovers

I solemnly swear I am up to no good... when I've had too many drinks. Hangover mode activated. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅด
Shhh... my brain is still on snooze mode. Handle with care. ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™€๏ธ
Hangovers are just the body's way of reminding you that last night was epic. Time to recover and do it all over again! ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿฅƒ
No pain, no gain. Here's to the wild nights and the rough mornings. Coffee, please! โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. Hangover regrets, here I come! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿป
The morning after is just a reminder that nothing good happens after 2 am. Hydrate and survive! ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ˜ต
When life gives you hangovers, make Bloody Marys. Cheers to recovery! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿน
Nursing my hangover with love, laughter, and lots of greasy food. It's a recovery day! โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila... ouch, my head. Hangover, I blame you! ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅƒ
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But what keeps the hangovers away? Asking for a friend. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ


There you have it! Over 100 hilarious alcohol Instagram captions to add a touch of humor to your posts. Whether you're enjoying a cocktail, sipping on wine, toasting with friends, or recovering from a wild night, these captions are perfect for any occasion. Choose the one that suits your mood and let the laughter begin! Cheers to unforgettable moments and endless laughs!

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