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100+ Sarcastic Funny Captions for Instagram

Are you looking for some hilarious captions to spice up your Instagram posts? Look no further! In this article, we have compiled a list of 100+ sarcastic and funny captions for Instagram. Whether you want to show off your witty side or simply make your followers laugh, these captions are sure to do the trick. So without further ado, let's dive into the world of witty and sarcastic Instagram captions!

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1. Sarcastic Funny Captions for Instagram for Selfies

Mirror: "You look amazing today." Camera: "LOL, I disagree!"
I don't always take selfies, but when I do, eyebrows are on fleek!
Selfie: Because I'm the only one I know how to love.
I wonder how many calories I burn by posing for selfies all day!
I came, I saw, I conquered...and then took a selfie to prove it!
Me: *takes 100 selfies* Also me: "None of these will do."
Warning: This selfie may cause extreme jealousy among friends.
My selfie game is strong, but my WiFi signal is stronger!
Just captured a moment of perfection. You're welcome!
Outfit of the day: Pajamas and a killer selfie!

2. Sarcastic Funny Captions for Instagram for Food

Just had a salad...wait, no, that was just the garnish!
My diet plan: Eat the leftovers before they eat me!
Let's be honest, the only reason I go to the gym is for more cheat meals!
Food: The only thing I won't share, ever!
I only eat dessert on days that end with "y."
Is it acceptable to eat cake for breakfast? Asking for a friend.
The only thing I'm allergic to is an empty plate!
Hunger is my middle name, and food is my true love!
Calories don't count when you're enjoying good food with great company!
Treat yourself, because no one else will treat you to delicious food!

3. Sarcastic Funny Captions for Instagram for Travel

Just another day of exploring the world and pretending I know what I'm doing!
Sorry, can't talk right now. I'm too busy living my best life in paradise!
I don't need therapy, I just need a vacation on a tropical island!
Wanderlust: The real struggle of having a bank account and a desire to travel!
Collect moments, not things. And maybe some cool souvenirs too!
I don't need a travel buddy, I need a photographer to capture my epic adventures!
Jet lag? Nah, that's just my soul trying to catch up with all the places I've been!
If you need me, I'll be off exploring the world and sipping on coconut water!
Adventure awaits...and so does the perfect Instagram picture!
Discovering new places is my therapy. And let's not forget about the shopping therapy too!

4. Sarcastic Funny Captions for Instagram for Fitness

I don't sweat, I sparkle! *insert sparkles emoji*
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger...and really sore the next day!
My workout: 50% perspiration, 50% determination, and 100% looking at myself in the mirror!
Abs are great, but did you try donuts?
I workout because I really, really like food!
Not a morning person, but I'm willing to wake up early for a good workout...or brunch!
Sweat is fat crying, and I'm here to make it shed some tears!
Walk around the block to burn off the crazy. Or just eat some chocolate, it's easier!
Dear abs, I'm sorry for neglecting you. But pizza is just so much more tempting!
They say summer bodies are made in winter, but mine was clearly postponed until further notice!

Read also: 100+ Funny Gym Instagram Captions

5. Sarcastic Funny Captions for Instagram for Relationships

Single and ready to mingle...with my bed and Netflix!
Relationship status: Currently holding hands with my phone!
Who needs a Prince Charming when you can have pizza delivered to your door?
I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly comes first!
Netflix and chill? More like Netflix and eat a whole tub of ice cream!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm in a relationship...with my bed and food!
Relationship status: Single and not even trying to mingle!
Who needs a significant other when you have a dog who loves you unconditionally?
Love is in the air...or maybe that's just the smell of freshly baked cookies!
Relationships are great, but have you tried pizza without sharing?

Read also: 100+ Funny Sarcastic Captions for Instagram

6. Sarcastic Funny Captions for Instagram for Fashion

Life is too short to wear boring I wear pajamas 90% of the time!
Fashion tip: When in doubt, wear the comfiest outfit you own. Thank me later!
My fashion style can be described as "just rolled out of bed, but make it fashion!"
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a new outfit, and that's pretty close!
Forget the runway, my fashion show happens in front of my bedroom mirror!
I don't do fashion, I am fashion. At least that's what I tell myself!
Fashion is my passion...but so is eating. Priorities, you know?
Dress like you're already famous, so the paparazzi won't recognize you later!
My fashion sense is like a rollercoaster. Sometimes it's on trend, sometimes it's just a mess!
Fashion rule: If you're wearing sweatpants, it's only acceptable if you pretend you're on your way to the gym!

Read also: 100+ Best Instagram Captions for Fashion

7. Sarcastic Funny Captions for Instagram for Pets

My pet doesn't shed, it simply sprinkles a little love everywhere!
Cats and dogs: Because people are overrated!
Happiness is a warm puppy...and a cozy blanket to nap on!
Who needs therapy when you can cuddle with a furry friend?
If it fits, I sits...even if it means getting stuck in a box!
My pet is my best friend and the reason I question my social skills with humans!
Pets don't judge you. They just stare at you like you're strange...but with love!
I'm convinced my pet is plotting world domination, but I still love them to bits!
Who needs a therapist when you have a dog who listens better than most humans?
Life is ruff, but having a pet makes it a little bit better!

8. Sarcastic Funny Captions for Instagram for Mondays

Monday: The perfect excuse to sip coffee until it's acceptable to drink wine!
If Mondays were shoes, they'd definitely be crocs.
Dear Monday, please let me sleep five more minutes...or five more hours!
Can we cancel Monday and replace it with an extra Sunday? Asking for everyone.
Monday: The day where coffee and curse words go hand in hand!
Not to alarm anyone, but I woke up this morning and it was Monday. Again!
Monday motivation: Surviving the day without throwing something at your boss!
Is it Friday yet? No? Okay, I'll just sit here and contemplate my existence then.
Monday: The day when you realize your weekend to-do list is still untouched!
Monday blues are real and the only cure is a beach vacation...or a lot of coffee!

9. Sarcastic Funny Captions for Instagram for Work

I don't have a 9 to 5 job, I have a "it's always work hours" kind of job!
Work hard so you can shop harder!
Who needs sleep when you can work your way to success? (Disclaimer: Please get enough sleep!)
Workaholic: A term used to describe someone who loves overtime more than free time!
My office: Where dreams go to die...and where coffee keeps them alive!
Work is not for the weak. It's for those who enjoy complaining about it more than doing it!
I'm not a workaholic, I just love my job so much...said no one ever!
Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for any productivity lost due to looking at funny cat videos at work.
Working hard or hardly working? That's the question I ponder every day!
Success is a result of hard work, dedication, and a lot of coffee breaks!

10. Sarcastic Funny Captions for Instagram for Randomness

My life is a constant cycle of wanting to be productive and wanting to take a nap.
Wine: Because adulting is hard and I deserve it!
If sarcasm burned calories, I would be a supermodel by now!
I'm not lazy, I'm conserving energy for something binge-watching a new TV series!
I have a filter, it's called "not caring."
Life is while you still have teeth!
I'm not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I'm right!
Warning: My humor might be too advanced for some people.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
If you're reading this, send pizza. It's an emergency!


These were just a few of the many sarcastic and funny captions you can use for your Instagram posts. Whether it's selfies, food, travel, or random moments, there's always a witty caption to accompany your photos. So go ahead, add some spice to your Instagram feed and make your followers laugh with these hilarious captions!

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