Make your loved one smile with these funny love messages—the best collection of short, cute, and fun messages to brighten your significant other’s day.
Making your loved one laugh can relieve their daily pressure and stress. As the saying goes, laughing is the best medicine, and your relationship can improve by sharing a laugh now and then.
If you want to keep the romance in your relationship alive, sending a funny love message can do the trick. But since not everybody has a funny bone, you can choose from the list we compiled below.
Send Your Lover a Funny Love Message to Lighten the Day
Before going through the list of examples, you can also choose to create special love messages to make your loved one happy with our love letter generator.
Funny Love Messages for Him
I hope my love for you brings a smile to your face every day.
You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly.
You stole my heart, but I'll let it slide because I love you.
My love for you is like a fart - silent, deadly, and always around.
You're the reason I wake up with a goofy smile on my face.
I love you more than pizza, and that's saying something.
I'm a lover, not a fighter. Unless someone flirts with you, then I'll fight them.
You're the only fish in the sea for me, and I'm hooked.
You put the "hot" in Hotline Bling and the "happy" in my heart.
I'm no photographer, but I can definitely picture us together forever.
You keep me sane, and that's not an easy task.
You're sweeter than a donut dipped in honey, and I'm addicted.
You're the missing piece to my puzzle, and life is complete with you.
I love you more than Kanye West loves Kanye West.
You're my favorite notification to receive, and I've got unlimited data for you.
Funny Love Messages for Her
I hope these messages make you smile as much as you make me smile.
You're the reason why I wake up every morning with a smile on my face, even if it's just to annoy you.
If loving you was a job, I'd be the hardest worker in the world.
You're the only person I would share my cookies with, even if they were freshly baked and warm.
I love you like a squirrel loves nuts. So, let's go nuts together!
You're my favorite distraction from all the boring stuff in life.
Being with you is like a never-ending comedy show, with all the laughs and the occasional snorts.
You're the cheese to my macaroni, the marshmallow to my hot cocoa.
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all – and a whole lot of laughter!
I love you more than pizza, and trust me, that's saying a lot!
If laughter is the best medicine, then you must be my daily dose. I'm addicted!
Forget the butterflies; I feel the whole zoo when I'm with you.
You make my heart skip a beat – and sometimes I think it even does a little dance too!
If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple. And yes, that's a compliment!
Your love is like a good joke – it always leaves me craving for more.
Clever and Funny Love Messages
I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot.
You're the reason I smile every day, even when my coffee spills.
You're the missing puzzle piece that completes my heart... and my jigsaw puzzle.
Our love is like a refrigerator magnet - it keeps us together, no matter how messy life gets.
You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my macaroni, and the caffeine to my mornings.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. Lucky me!
If loving you is a crime, then call me a wanted fugitive.
When I'm with you, time flies like a banana in a spaceship.
You make my heart do summer salt.
You're like a ray of sunshine, except less blinding and more fun to be around.
My love for you is like pi - never-ending and irrational, but always delicious.
You're the only person I would give my last slice of pizza to. That's true love.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
You're the missing piece to my Wi-Fi connection, because without you, life is just buffering.
You're the avocado to my toast, the condiment to my sandwich, and the ketchup to my fries. Basically, you make everything better.
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Witty Funny Love Quotes
Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.
Love is a two-way street. I'm glad we're both driving on it.
I love you a latte. Let's espresso our love every day.
If love is a crime, then arrest me because I'm guilty of loving you.
You are the sprinkles on my ice cream, making life sweeter every day.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap.
You're my favorite distraction, and I wouldn't want it any other way.
Love may be blind, but it sure knows how to find fools like us.
You stole a pizza my heart, and I'm grateful to be your cheesy valentine.
You are my sunshine on a cloudy day, making life brighter in every way.
Love is like a math equation. Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply.
I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot.
You are the reason I wake up with a smile (and coffee) every morning.
You're like a koala—I want to hold onto you and never let go.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap.
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Funny Love Messages for Wife
I hope these messages bring a smile to your face, my love.
You stole my heart and now you're stuck with me. Love you, wifey!
You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly. Love you, babe!
Life with you is like a comedy show, filled with laughter and joy. Love you, my funny wife!
They say laughter is the best medicine, and you're my daily dose. Love you, my hilarious wife!
You're not just my wife, you're my partner in crime, my laughter buddy. Love you, my funny girl!
Every day with you is a new adventure, filled with laughter and love. Love you, my amazing wife!
You light up my world like nobody else, my funny and fabulous wife. Love you to the moon and back!
Your laughter is music to my ears, my love. Can't wait to spend forever with you!
You're my favorite comedian, making every moment we spend together a hilarious one. Love you, wifey!
You bring sunshine and laughter wherever you go, my beautiful and funny wife. Love you endlessly!
You make even the dullest moments filled with laughter and joy, my love. Lucky to have you as my wife!
Your sense of humor is one of the reasons why I fell madly in love with you. Love you, my funny wife!
Your jokes never fail to make me smile, my love. Thank you for brightening up my days!
You're the funniest person I know, and I'm lucky to call you my wife. Love you, my forever source of laughter!
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Funny Love Messages for Husband
I hope our love keeps us laughing together forever.
Life with you is like a comedy show, and I'm the greatest fan of yours.
You make me laugh even when I'm in the foulest mood. Love you, my hilarious hubby!
Every day with you feels like a stand-up comedy act. You're the funniest person I know!
I couldn't imagine my life without your silly jokes and goofy smiles. Love you to the moon and back!
Thanks for being the comedian in my life. I can't stop laughing with you, my love!
You fill my heart with laughter and my days with joy. Love you, my funny soulmate!
Life is a stage, and you are the perfect actor to make me laugh. Love you tons, my dear!
My love for you is like a good joke – it never gets old. You bring laughter into my life every day!
Being married to you is like having a non-stop comedy show. Thanks for making me giggle always!
With you, there's no shortage of laughter in my life. You're the funniest husband in the world!
You tickle my funny bone like no one else can. Thanks for bringing so much laughter into my life!
Life is better with laughter, and you make it the best. Love you, my hilarious better half!
You make even the simplest moments hilarious. Love you to bits, my dear husband!
Laughter is the secret ingredient in our love story, and you're the best comedian I know. Love you always!
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Funny Love Messages to Melt Your Girlfriend’s Heart
I love you more than pizza, and that's saying something.
You are my favorite distraction.
I love you just the way I am.
I fell in love with you the moment I saw you.
You're sweeter than the ice cream we share.
You're the missing piece to my puzzle.
You make my heart do the happy dance.
You're my sunshine on a cloudy day.
You're the reason why I look forward to waking up every morning.
You're my favorite person to annoy, but also my favorite person to love.
You make my heart skip beats and butterflies dance in my stomach.
You've stolen a pizza of my heart, and I don't want it back.
You're the cutest fish in the sea, and I'm hooked on you.
If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right.
You're the cheese to my macaroni.
Funny Love Messages to Make Your Boyfriend Smile
I love you more than pizza, and that's saying something.
You're the only reason I smile while checking my phone.
You're the reason why chocolates melt in my mouth and not in my hand.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you.
You make my heart skip more beats than a badly programmed music player.
You're my favorite distraction, and trust me, I get distracted easily.
My love for you is like a fart, it may be silent, but it always brings a smile to my face.
You're the missing piece to my puzzle... sorry, where's my puzzle again?
You bring sunshine to my cloudy days, even when it's raining men.
You're the reason why I look forward to the future, even if it means more wrinkles.
I love you more than all the stars in the universe, and that's a lot!
You're the avocado to my toast, the bacon to my eggs, and the cheese to my macaroni.
You're so sweet, I got a dentist on speed dial just in case.
You're like a koala bear stuck to my heart, and I don't want you to let go.
Your smile is the eighth wonder of the world, and I'm your biggest fan.
Funny Love Messages for Anniversary
I promise to always be there to make you laugh and smile, even when we're old and wrinkly. Happy anniversary, my love!
After all these years, you are still the one who can make me laugh like no one else. Cheers to our love and laughter, my darling! Happy anniversary!
They say laughter is the best medicine, and you've been my daily dose of happiness for years. Here's to another year filled with jokes and love. Happy anniversary!
Happy anniversary to the person who always makes me laugh, even when I don't feel like smiling. You're my favorite comedian and the love of my life!
Our love story might not be a comedy movie, but you bring so much laughter and joy into my life. Cheers to another year of funny moments together. Happy anniversary!
Life with you is like a never-ending comedy show, and I'm grateful to be your co-star. Wishing you a hilarious and unforgettable anniversary, my love!
Every day with you feels like a stand-up comedy routine. Thank you for bringing laughter and love into my life. Happy anniversary, my funny valentine!
They say love is a serious matter, but our love is nothing but a series of hilarious adventures. Happy anniversary to my partner in laughter!
As we celebrate another year of love and laughter, I can't help but be grateful for the insane amount of humor you bring into my life. You're my forever funny bone. Happy anniversary!
To my partner in laughter and love, thank you for making our journey together so funny and joyous. Happy anniversary, my hilarious better half!
Happy anniversary to my favorite comedian and the person who never fails to make me smile. Can't wait to laugh our way through another year together!
They say laughter is the key to a successful marriage, and we've definitely aced that. Here's to another year of funny moments and endless love. Happy anniversary!
On our anniversary, let's celebrate the laughter and joy we've shared throughout the years. I love being your partner in crime and laughter. Happy anniversary, my love!
Happy anniversary to my partner in laughter, my favorite goofball, and the love of my life. Our love story is one big sitcom, and I wouldn't have it any other way!
They say laughing together is a sign of a strong relationship. Well, we've been laughing non-stop since day one. Cheers to another hilarious year together. Happy anniversary!
Conclusion
Keeping a relationship alive is hard work. The pressures of daily life sometimes take out the joy, and you forget why you got together. A funny love message will relieve stress and renew your relationship as it was in the beginning.
You can make your significant other happy by making them smile with a short, playful note. Send them a funny message today.